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Old Oct 03, 2006, 12:13 PM // 12:13   #2301
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I think this will be necessary...

*sets up an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting*
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 12:17 PM // 12:17   #2302
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*growls at Toon*
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 12:19 PM // 12:19   #2303
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*realises he has made a mistake*

*adopts 'minimal damage' strategy*

*runs as far as he can as fast as he can*
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 12:21 PM // 12:21   #2304
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*loads pistol*

Open Fire !
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 12:25 PM // 12:25   #2305
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*transforms into a running diamond*
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 12:39 PM // 12:39   #2306
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a wammo!
*points at toon*
where's beaver?
better run and hide while you still can, little fella.
*drinks beer*
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 12:56 PM // 12:56   #2307
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*remembers that alcohol is bad for reflexes and hand eye co-ordination*

*chucks a few crates of vodka at agressers*
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 01:06 PM // 13:06   #2308
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*gives a free keg of beer to bacon*
*sips whiskey while bacon gets drunk and attempts to take out warrior*
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 01:08 PM // 13:08   #2309
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i'm not drunk dammit!
*staggers forward*
heeeeeeere wammo wammo waBUUUUURP ... mo.

*holds head*
uugh...
everyone stop spinning around!
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 01:24 PM // 13:24   #2310
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*wakes up* ah ah what? where am i? is it hell?
*looks around*
*sees double*(omg two bacons)
*tries to stand up*
*falls*
*sits on the floor loooking confused*
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 01:27 PM // 13:27   #2311
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*Goes to bar grabs a can of Irn Bru*

*Looks over shoulder*

*sings cant touch this, while poll dancing*

*that was random...*

*drinks bru*

*slurp*
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 01:30 PM // 13:30   #2312
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*climbs back into the chair*
*tries bru for the first time*....
to be continued........
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 01:37 PM // 13:37   #2313
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you shouldn't drink *hic* irn brrrru
smade from the tears ... tears dammit! *starts sobbing*
of little children
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 01:39 PM // 13:39   #2314
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*a moment before drinking bru throws it away so that bacon won't cry*
dont cry bacon!
*gives bacon a hug*
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 01:55 PM // 13:55   #2315
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ooh!
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 01:59 PM // 13:59   #2316
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 02:04 PM // 14:04   #2317
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Do thos smielys represent children? i hope not if so im sorry for your loss

*drinks bru*

*pouts*

*slurp*
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 02:14 PM // 14:14   #2318
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*passes the peace pipe to the next person*
*disappears in a cloud of smoke*
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 02:49 PM // 14:49   #2319
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*Appears in a cloud of smoke and lightning*

"I have awoken, from the Dephs of Tartarus"

*See's the wammo who turned into a diamond*

*Fixes rings of spikes to 2 yoyo's*

*Uses spikey yoyo's on the wammo whose a diamond*

*Hears wammo's cries and his calf hamstring and femeral arteries are serverd*

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Old Oct 03, 2006, 03:00 PM // 15:00   #2320
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Mahdi
*Laughs*

"Classic Pwnd...wait...no it isn't...What happpened to the posts where all you did was sip?"

*Kills Dobermann in the exact same way as I killed BenO (crunchbite)*
Just discorverd thi8s, how did u kill BenO (Crunchbite)?
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